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higgitusfiggitus:

compartmentalist:

the-wholockian-in-the-impala:

sweetcharade518:

johnisdollywood:

moofable:

bethosaurus:

thewestmezzanine:

Barbie, you should keep your waffle iron closed. Otherwise it’s going to get all dusty, and then you’ll have dust in your waffles.

Awwww, what a cute puppy under the table! :)

You really shouldn’t keep your cleaning products where your pets can get to them.

Fruit on the floor? So close to the litterbox? How unsanitary.

Is that an ironing board on the wall, in the kitchen? That’s unusual! 

Don’t you think you should keep the towel closer to the sink, and not hanging on the fridge? 


OMG what the heck is wrong with you people! Who cares about the towel? Those appliances on top of the fridge could fall and hurt someone! I suggest you store them safely in a cabinet, Barbie.


fuck all that shit, where the hell is the oven?
No woman’s kitchen is complete without an oven.

higgitusfiggitus:

compartmentalist:

the-wholockian-in-the-impala:

sweetcharade518:

johnisdollywood:

moofable:

bethosaurus:

thewestmezzanine:

Barbie, you should keep your waffle iron closed. Otherwise it’s going to get all dusty, and then you’ll have dust in your waffles.

Awwww, what a cute puppy under the table! :)

You really shouldn’t keep your cleaning products where your pets can get to them.

Fruit on the floor? So close to the litterbox? How unsanitary.

Is that an ironing board on the wall, in the kitchen? That’s unusual! 

Don’t you think you should keep the towel closer to the sink, and not hanging on the fridge? 

OMG what the heck is wrong with you people! Who cares about the towel? Those appliances on top of the fridge could fall and hurt someone! I suggest you store them safely in a cabinet, Barbie.

fuck all that shit, where the hell is the oven?

No woman’s kitchen is complete without an oven.

actegratuit:

Baptiste Debombourg

makoseyebrows:

to-days-gone-by:

cavein:

THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T BLINK

NEVER FUCKING BLINK

i dont watch dr who but i laughed my ass off lol

makoseyebrows:

to-days-gone-by:

cavein:

THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T BLINK

NEVER FUCKING BLINK

i dont watch dr who but i laughed my ass off lol

sailorswayze:

its like west side story

but gayer

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

clothobuerocracy:

kimorty6:

best video ever. it deserves more cred.

My God.

i-need-air-and-food:

lovebenedictcumberbatch:

JUST WAIT FOR IT.

Jesus, my heart stopped for a moment…

turntechgoddamnit:

teamrocketme:

halliebadger:

Oh man. The Group needs to know about this game. And play it. Frequently.

omg that’d be glorious

this sounds like shit we’d do in high school

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP